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The alternative NBA "Four Heavenly Kings"

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I am considered a senior NBA fan. When watching football, I not only look at the tricks, but also love to watch the fun.

There are a lot of "hustle and bustle" in the NBA recently.

The NBA has many kings: scoring king, rebounding king, assist king, steal king, three-point king, blocking king, etc., but there are some alternative "kings". These "kings" are not selected by the league, but are given by fans based on their personality and performance on and off the court.

In summary, the following four "kings" are the most representative:

❶ "Demon King" Morant

Morant especially likes to be a monster. He loves guns, and not only plays with real guns, but also makes headshots on the court many times. This behavior of strictly prohibiting appearance on the court was naturally fined and suspended by the league. Xiao Mo also received the title of "Gun King". I guess this kind of situation will happen in the future. If you don’t believe it, just look. Second, he likes to fight verbal battles, mocks this, despise that, and thinks that I am the best in the world, and he is given the title of "King of Mouth". Third, he likes to show his waist and abdominal muscle skills that have been stuck in space for a long time when layups, and is known as the "waist king".

Morant, who likes to make trouble, was originally the absolute boss of the team, but the team is afraid that it can't stand his troubles. It seems that he has the intention to trade him and straighten Jackson.

Morant's future is full of uncertainty.

❷ "King of Cannon" Edwards

In his only three-year NBA career, he had four children with four women without marriage, and was unwilling to take them with him to raise them. Instead, he passed the court's judgment to "buy out" the father-son relationship with a small amount of money.

What's even more disgusting is that after winning the Lakers in the first game of the playoffs a few days ago, Edwards made a big fuss: "My d is bigger than yours!" It turns out that my jj is bigger than yours! The vulgarity made the female fans at the scene very embarrassed. He was also fined $50,000 by the league for this. Considering the star effect, the league let him go and did not ban him.

It is obviously an ordinary 985 material, but I specially recruited Tsinghua University and Peking University, so I have the opposite view of most fans who are watching the fun: Edwards' upper limit is first-class, last- and second-rate, and there is little possibility of leading the team to win the championship.

❸ "Milk King" Doncic

As the saying goes, a child who is crying has milk. Every time Doncic commits a foul or is fouled, he has to spread his hands and look innocent. He chases the referee and asks the referee to add the opponent's foul or cancel his own foul, which is annoying. It is said that one of the reasons why the Mavericks traded him to the Lakers was this "crime".

"Hot to drink milk" seems contagious. Look at the first game of the playoffs between the Lakers and the Timberwolves in the picture below. After Doncic spread his hands to "beg for milk", his three teammates also spread their hands. The referee did not spoil them, and maintained the original verdict, and would give you a T when he cried and asked for breastfeeding.

Curry is often fouled by his opponent, but he rarely asks the referee for an explanation of "needing milk to drink", which is in sharp contrast with Doncic.

But then again, Doncic's sense of rhythm is unprecedented, and a true master of rhythm control is just around the corner.

❹ "The Gasketball King" Zion is the No. 1 pick. Zion's performance is extremely disappointing, with an attendance rate of about half in four seasons. When the team signed a contract with him last year, he specifically restricted his weight. He was deducted money from being overweight and received a normal prize. But he couldn't control his mouth. He weighed 260 kilograms faster. The height of 1.98 meters was 20 kilograms heavier than Yao Ming, who was 2.26 meters. If you are overweight, you will often get injured in your knees and you will not be able to play balls if you are injured. It is estimated that the contract cannot continue to be performed and a large amount of money will definitely be lost. Alas, it's all caused trouble.

Zion's basketball career took place in these two or three years, but fortunately he had earned enough money for the rest of his life.

"Four Heavenly Kings" Some people can't control their words, some can't control their hands, and some can't control their lower body, each with its own "strength". However, many fans like their badness, which really fits the old saying - players are not bad, fans don't like them.

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