5-2! 2-1! 1 night of the Club World Cup: Manchester City Juventus beat Real Madrid and 1 Asian

Haaland kicked Juventus' defense into a sieve! The 5-2 scoreboard was dazzlingly bright under the Jeddah night sky, and the sound of Manchester City players celebrating almost overturned the roof of the court. Guardiola squatted on the sidelines, chewing gum, her eyes exuding a joke of "That's it?" - who would have thought that this Club World Cup duel was hyped into Mars and hit the Earth, and it turned into a fancy shooting teaching by Blue Moon.

Only nine minutes into the game, Doku's burst shot ignited the powder barrel. The Belgian winger was like stepping on the Hot Wheels, and he broke into the penalty area and slashed against the ground. When the ball entered the dead corner of the goal, Juventus goalkeeper Szczesni was still standing at the right moment. "This ball is like playing a game!" The local fans wearing Arabian robe in the stands slapped their thighs straight. But before Manchester City fans could laugh, Ederson made an epic trick. Brazil's national goalkeeper was playing in the backcourt, but the pass was directly fed to Kuppmenas's mouth. The Dutch midfielder was so happy that he almost knelt down and kowtowed. He had seen a gift giver, and had never seen a three-pointer delivered to his opponent's feet.

Juventus' bad luck has just begun. When Kalulu cleared the ball in the 26th minute, there was no ghost in a radius of three meters, but this guy swung his leg and kicked the ball into his own door. The broadcast camera swept across the bench, and Allegri's old face wrinkled like a crushed newspaper. The muttering Italian curse was deciphered by a lip-talk expert, and the general idea was "This level is not as good as my grandma's square dance." The internet celebrity blogger holding a mobile phone broadcast on the sidelines laughed and said, "Who knows the family? Does Juventus's defense play comedy?"

Haland started harvesting mode in the second half. When Norwegian Magic Buu received a direct pass from De Bruyne's scalpel, the Juventus defenders were still slashing each other's blame. I saw him strolling in the garden and pushing the empty goal, and his career 300-goal milestone was achieved easily. The broadcaster scored data: the only one among the post-00s players, who made 156 goals in 123 games in Manchester City - this efficiency is faster than the leeks. The little fan wearing a rabbit-eared hat in the stands shouted at the top of his voice: "Haland! Give me a jersey! "His father quickly covered the child's mouth: "Silly boy, the goal machine is busy demolishing the house! "

Manchester City's offensive wave can't stop at all. Ederson's 70-meter long pass is equipped with GPS, and Haaland's heels make Foden burp with his pancake. When Savigno scored in the world goal, Guardiola jumped up and crashed into the assistant coach's arms, like Lao Wang next door who won the lottery. Juventus' last-minute comfort ball, even his fans were too lazy to celebrate - the 5-2 score was on the scoreboard, which was a shameful pillar for the Serie A giants.

News from the next venue made Asian fans finally breathe. Ain beat African champion Vadard 2-1, ending the embarrassing record of seven consecutive losses in this tournament. Japanese J League champion Urawa Red Diamond packed his luggage early and went home, while South Korea's Ulsan Hyundai swallowed nine eggs in three games. Coach Ain was so excited that he rubbed his hands straight on the sidelines: "At least, he left a fig leaf for Asian football." The local tycoons in white robes cheered with money, and those who didn't know thought the oil price had risen again.

The most happy thing now is Ancelotti. Real Madrid coaching staff watched the entire live broadcast with popcorn in hand. Seeing that Juventus' defense line had more loopholes than Swiss cheese, a cunning light flashed behind the glasses of the Italian old fox. According to the schedule, the Zebra Legion will encounter the Galaxy Battleship in the knockout round, and this tofu defense is enough for Benzema and others to play all day. The Bernabeu scout compiled the report overnight: Focus on Juventus' right-hand defense - the place where the empty can stop the aircraft carrier.

The night wind in Jeddah could not dispel the excitement of Manchester City players. Haaland clamped the game ball under his armpits as if he was holding a spoil. Mr. 300 Ball said in an interview that Versailles was written all over his face: "Actually, I didn't make much effort today..." These words made Juventus famous slammed the table in the studio. Guardiola stared at the congratulations sent by Ancelotti on his phone and curled his lips - the Spaniards understand the routines of these old foxes, and it is obvious that they are spying on military intelligence. The script of the Club World Cup has never been moral. The media that boasted about "Italian chain defense" yesterday collectively changed their words today and praised "Premier League dimensionality reduction strike". The aroma of Arabian coffee floated in Ain's locker room, and the players stroked the hard-earned victory football one by one, as if holding a family heirloom. The worst was Juventus fans, who were still quarreling on the forum at 3 a.m.: Some people said they should send the entire defense line to play in the Saudi league, while others complained that "don't insult the Saudi league." Only the broadcasting camera faithfully recorded Allegri's back after the game - the wrinkled suit jacket, which dripped into a white flag of surrender in the night wind of the desert.

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